Bergen International Film Festival (BIFF) will screen the spanking new Justice documentary, "Across The Universe" tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 10:30pm. It's 65 norwegian funbucks a piece and here comes the best part: Bring your beer, tequila and napalm, cuz we're allowed to drink at the cinema that night. Yes, you heard me correctly. You can drink. In a cinema. In Norway.
This Justice documentary was directed by Romain Garvas, So-Me, and Justice, so you know it’s going to be crazy. And if this trailer is what’s to be expected this film will be one amazing thing to watch, there should be a warning label that says, “caution watching may cause severe envy or urges to become a rockstar”. Sex, guns, drugs, violence what more could you ask for.
And I crack corn and I don't care. I hope it won't affect me in any way cuz I can't live without my double cortado, my beer, my snus and my music. Let's use Norway's oil fund to prevent an economic collapse. But what do I know? I don't know shit about politics and money, so why do I even write about it? Because I wanted a cool headline for today.
I'm doing something I've been afraid of doing in this blog today. I'm gonna give you a new treat from my all time goddess Björk. The reason why I've restrained myself from doing it earlier is because I would snapped and made this blog into a Björk fansite. When it comes to her I simply can't restraint myself, so I'll try make this short and simple.
Björk has recorded again a new song with Radiohead singer Thom Yorke. Björk wrote the song called 'Naturra' as a protest against the Industrialization in Iceland. This single should be available from next week.
Nattura.info is also a website about the hotspots in Iceland.
It isn't the first time that Björk and Thom Yorke work together. Previously they recorded the song 'I've Seen It All'. This song can be found on the 'Dancer In The Dark' soundtrack.
The song features Thom Yorke wailing in the background and Brian Chippendale's extatic drumming on top of it all. It's a fan-fuckin-tastic track which I guess marks the end of the Volta era. Maybe she could buy Iceland now that it's on the verge of economic breakdown and become the queen of it? You see? My mind starts wandering already! I'll stop.
I've also taken some time to make a little collection of my favorite electric tracks at the moment. Some old, some new, but they're all good. I hope you'll enjoy them as much as I have.
Annie - Heartbeat (MSTRKRFT Remix)
Armand Van Helden - NYC Beat (GhettoRuckus Gets Lost In LA And Meets 3 Sexy Hookers Who Like KFC Edit)
Boys Noize - And Down
Britney Spears - Womanizer (Tommie Sunshine's 'Holy Shit, The Economy Is Fucked' Re-Rub)
Bronski Beat - Small Town Boy
Daft Punk - Around The World 2008 (Muttonheads Remix)
DJ Deadswan & Smalltown Boy - Dskasting Gossip Youth (Iconoclastic Bootleg)
Erlend Øye - Sudden Rush (The Twelves Remix)
The Gossip - Standing In The Way Of Control (Original)
The Gossip vs. Dangerous Dan & Nicky Van She - Gossip Around The World Again
Hercules & Love Affair - Blind
Justice - D.A.N.C.E. [MSTRKRFT Remix]
Justice vs. Simian - We Are Your Friends
Klaxons - As Above, So Below (Justice Remix)
The Knife - We Share Our Mothers Health
The Knife - Heartbeats (Rex The Dog Remix)
Kylie Minogue - 2 Hearts (The Twelves Remix)
Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch
LCD Soundsystem - Tribulations (Tiga's Out Of The Trance Closet Mix)
Little Boot - Stuck on Repeat
M.I.A. - Boyz (The Twelves Remix)
Madonna vs. Joakim - I Wish The Music Was Gone
Maskinen - Segertåget
Rainer Werner Bassfinder - Minimal Scarf Fuckers Drown!
Róisín Murphy - Overpowered
Røyksopp - Remind Me (DLake Remix v2)
Sebastien Tellier - Sexual Sportswear (Sebastian remix)
There is a new contributor to this blog. I was planning on making my own and told my friend Schmidt about it, but instead he asked me to join his blog since he rarely updates it. I thought that this could be a good idea, so here is my first contribution.
A little about me:
I'm just a small town girl who moved to Oslo this summer. I enjoy music, gaming, internet fads, 4channing and other nerd-related activities. I'm a sucker for random humour, beer and snus.
Stop by more often, this blog will be updated more frequently with more loltastic stuff. This is just empty words ofc.
I first thought I should say sorry for not updating my blog, but fuck you, I don't need to apologize to anybody!
Well, well, well. Last saturday DJ Deadswan came to town and brought faggotry in his wake. He tore up the dancefloor at Fincken with some killer tunes and even made me dance. And that is really something he can put in his curriculum vitae. But to say I danced is maybe an overstatement - It was more like frantic jumping and screaming. I had a great time, and hopes he'll visit Bergen a lot more in the years to come.
But hey! Can you smell that? It's a new mashup, straight out of the oven! Behold Deadswans latest creation. It is almost as good as to cocks at once.
